Sunday, December 1, 2013

Corporate Atyaachar...





We work like dogs and still get no returns unless there are a few who lose everything for success. Is success more important than happiness? Cut the crap! Until the time, we realize what success is and what is happiness, it’s too late. Get up in the morning and catch the bus to reach the office and if you miss that bus then you lose your one-day salary. Now was I driving the bus? And if these people are so obsessed with the timings then why don’t they provide pick and drop transport services all through the day to their employees?. When you come home in the evening with your brains fucked up because of the work pressure and are just on the verge of taking a breather, you get a call from your manager asking you why you didn't send that report. What was I doing on that bloody 15-inch laptop screen? Do you even allow us to access Facebook so that I can chat with some hot chicks? No. But who will understand our problem? Moreover, the bumper prize comes ahead of this. If you are excellent in all the aspects of your work, then you are given a branded laptop with latest configuration. You fly on cloud nine for all the appreciation you have got and try to watch some movie in the night on the same bloody laptop, your mobile beeps and you are ordered to come online to resolve an issue, which has been suddenly raised by the authorities. Then, you feel like throwing the laptop from the last floor of your building and even if you do that, you won’t be satisfied. Because your BlackBerry service is still active. Therefore, in one line why don’t these people just say, ‘“You are our sex toy. We will use you as our vibrator until we derive pleasures in earning profits from you. Once we learn that you are of no use and you are not giving us the pleasure we need, we will kick you or throw you in a dustbin. Moreover, all our time and energy of last few years is wasted. But ya, your virginity is lost. You are no longer a first timer. Why? Because they hand over an experience certificate saying, you are officially fucked and now you are experienced on paper. You take that and move to someone else and history once again repeats itself…

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